My name is Ashdeep and this is the website I was assigned to create for my AP Government class. It's not much to look at and that has a lot to do with the fact that I am not interesting, creative, or talented in at all. But that's okay, because I'm not very ambitious either. Let me just tell you a few things about myself so I can get this over with. I am sorry for any misery or suffering that may result from my futile attempts at being funny or socially appealing in any way.
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I am a self-contradictory person in that I enjoy getting to know people but I am also terrified of being around them most of the time. (This holds especially true for the elderly, pregnant women, bald men, military veterans, beekeepers, and the occasional blue-eyed person.) I find the subjects of anthropology, sociology, philosophy, and biology fascinating. I am also very interested in astrophysics, bio-medical engineering, and quantum mechanics which is ironic because I have the mathematical capacity of a toddler or perhaps a middle-aged baboon. I enjoy the studying of the brains of great apes but I am deeply frightened by probably every species of primate. I love the beauty of the ocean and the vastness of space but the prospect of being immersed in either one of those environments fills me with a deep sense of ineffable existential distress. You're probably beginning to see the pattern here.
I think I've probably written enough. But, wait I need another picture. Here. Look at these chickens. Marvel at their feathered majesty.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading about myself. I apologize deeply to my family, friends, and other peers. And Ms. Ramos. Definitely, Ms. Ramos.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading about myself. I apologize deeply to my family, friends, and other peers. And Ms. Ramos. Definitely, Ms. Ramos.